Following is the transcript of ChillyRay’s Inaugural Address, as transcribed by gstreet Transcriptions:
PRESIDENT CHILL: Thank you. Thank you.
CROWD: CHILL! CHILL! CHILL!
My fellowg's: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne byg's.
I thank Mr. Dev for his continued service to our nation...
(APPLAUSE)
... as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
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That the nation is in the midst of crisis is now well understood. We are at war against a far-reaching network of guh's. Though the economy is badly weakened, greed and irresponsibility on the part of the entourage will lead the nation into a new age.
Homes will be purchased, jobs shed, businesses run. Our health will be toasted to, our schools will fail us, and each day brings further evidence that the ways we throw bread will strengthen us and threaten our planet.
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Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real, they are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this America: They will be met.
Because we don't do change.
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